7/25/2009
...je vais bien
wassssup?
comment allez-vous?
HAHEHAHEHAHE
guyyysssssss jadi hari jumat gua ada pelajaran bahasa perancis dan itu baru pertemuan pertama
ehehem maklum murid baru
ehe ehe baru SMA
eh astaga derita banget belajar bahasa perancis. lidah gua belibet cuy, parcuuuuuuuuy -_-
bonjour, bon soir, bonne nuit, bon matin, monsieur, madame, mademoiselle, dan blablabla lagi dah yg tadi di catet hhh
kenapa banget bahasa nya ribet gitu: tulisan sama bacanya beda hao hao tidak seperti bahasa kita tercinta ini: Bahasa Indonesia
contoh: tulisan -> comment tu t'appelles? je m'appelle Ria
baca -> komong tu tapel? zjye mapel Ria
hiyahlu tenonet
keluar keluar kelas perancis ngomong jadi susyah cuy
udah ah mau bobo dulu ya, pw nih abis minum susu
(ehem ketauan masih bocah)
bonne nuit! muah ;-*
*HAHAHAHAH SOK
comment allez-vous?
HAHEHAHEHAHE
guyyysssssss jadi hari jumat gua ada pelajaran bahasa perancis dan itu baru pertemuan pertama
ehehem maklum murid baru
ehe ehe baru SMA
"...setelah SMP kami masuk 6, kini kami bukan ABG lagi..." (lagu senam SMA 6)
eh astaga derita banget belajar bahasa perancis. lidah gua belibet cuy, parcuuuuuuuuy -_-
bonjour, bon soir, bonne nuit, bon matin, monsieur, madame, mademoiselle, dan blablabla lagi dah yg tadi di catet hhh
kenapa banget bahasa nya ribet gitu: tulisan sama bacanya beda hao hao tidak seperti bahasa kita tercinta ini: Bahasa Indonesia
contoh: tulisan -> comment tu t'appelles? je m'appelle Ria
baca -> komong tu tapel? zjye mapel Ria
hiyahlu tenonet
keluar keluar kelas perancis ngomong jadi susyah cuy
udah ah mau bobo dulu ya, pw nih abis minum susu
(ehem ketauan masih bocah)
bonne nuit! muah ;-*
*HAHAHAHAH SOK
7/20/2009
jepret!
hello everybodeehhhhhhhh!!
ini adalah hasil jepret iseng iseng saya waktu lagi foto buku taunan SMP
aw aw jadi kangen SMP :')
silahkan dinikmati.....
Model: Riri
Model: Ken
Model: Fariz & Ken
Model: Rizky, Ken & Fariz
Model: Rizky, Ken & Fariz
mmm ini pake kamera digitalnya Trea (engga tau berapa mp)
no edit
lokasi: museum transportasi, TMII
;D
ini adalah hasil jepret iseng iseng saya waktu lagi foto buku taunan SMP
aw aw jadi kangen SMP :')
silahkan dinikmati.....
Model: Riri
Model: Ken
Model: Fariz & Ken
Model: Rizky, Ken & Fariz
Model: Rizky, Ken & Farizno edit
lokasi: museum transportasi, TMII
;D
7/16/2009
7/10/2009
males sekolah...
heloh
jadih
besokh
sayah
masukh
sekolah(h)
untukh
pra mosh
danh
parahnyah
sayah
belomh
jugah
tidurh
danh
sayah
jugah
belumh
mengisih
formulirh
pendaftaranh
hmm GUT GUT!
(applause)
pendapat para makhluk:
Alice: Isiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ! Adoh please isi Mau sekolah kagak sih
Dias: hiyaah tabah ye
Cicak: ck...ck...ck...
Nyamuk: nguuung... nguuung...
-_-
hahehahehaehaehaheahe (?)
jadih
besokh
sayah
masukh
sekolah(h)
untukh
pra mosh
danh
parahnyah
sayah
belomh
jugah
tidurh
danh
sayah
jugah
belumh
mengisih
formulirh
pendaftaranh
hmm GUT GUT!
(applause)
pendapat para makhluk:
Alice: Isiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ! Adoh please isi Mau sekolah kagak sih
Dias: hiyaah tabah ye
Cicak: ck...ck...ck...
Nyamuk: nguuung... nguuung...
-_-
hahehahehaehaehaheahe (?)
7/07/2009
7/04/2009
A Letter From The Crushed
ly,
it’s not the songs and the other couples that remind me of you, it’s everything else too.
— rd
7/03/2009
Hasilnya Adalah...
setelah gua dilema mau masuk mana
lalu gua berkonsultasi sama orang orang
terus tadi pagi gua baru daftar
dan barusan pendaftaran gelombang 1 ditutup
akhirnya nama gua ada di...........
(drumroll please)
keliatan engga?
pasti engga
nih ada lagi
udah tau belom gua yg mana?
hhh ini deh biar jelas
jadi gua masuk 6
daaaaaaaaaaaaah 70
hiks sedih gua diputusin sama 70
malah ditembak sama 6
AH BATAL JADI UTAS HHH
ah gpp deh semoga orangtua gue ntar ada uang buat mindahin gua ke 70 pas semester 2 mihihihihihihihihihihih
eh engga deng, udah di 6 aja wokwokwok
lalu gua berkonsultasi sama orang orang
terus tadi pagi gua baru daftar
dan barusan pendaftaran gelombang 1 ditutup
akhirnya nama gua ada di...........
(drumroll please)
keliatan engga?
pasti engga
nih ada lagi
udah tau belom gua yg mana?
hhh ini deh biar jelas
jadi gua masuk 6
daaaaaaaaaaaaah 70
hiks sedih gua diputusin sama 70
malah ditembak sama 6
AH BATAL JADI UTAS HHH
ah gpp deh semoga orangtua gue ntar ada uang buat mindahin gua ke 70 pas semester 2 mihihihihihihihihihihih
eh engga deng, udah di 6 aja wokwokwok
7/02/2009
Dilema
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh halo orang orang
gua mau curhat dong~
nih ya nih
nem gua kan cuma 34.60 berarti rata2nya 8.650
dan gua PINGIN BANGET masuk 70
tapi ternyata pas gua nengok psb online
nem terendah di 70 saat ini rata2nya 8.750
anjriiiiiiiiiit ah ketek asem bedanya cuma 0.1 kunyuk
stress abis gua sumpah (berasa sma cuma 70 doang)
ya tapi engga tau kenapa gua pingin banget masuk sma 70 bulungan nih
gua juga heran kenapa gua sampe pingin banget kyk gini -_-
nah besok gua mau daftar
yang jadi masalahnya adalah gua bingung gua mau masuk mana
kalo kata temen2 sih suruh ke 66 tapi sayang banget nem gua kan engga jeblok2 amat
trs ada yg bilang ke 82 hm kalo bokap sih udh oke aja, nah nyokap nih engga setuju banget kalo gua sampe di 82
bokap semangat banget nyuruh gua di 3 tapi gua nya males men jauh banget setiabudi astajim lagian engga ada yg gua kenal disana, orangnya, daerahnya, asing semua wkwkw
gua sendiri mengajukan diri masuk 6 tapi orang orang heboh banget ngelarangnya engga tau kenapa, padahal engga ada yg bisa ngasih alesan yang pasti kenapa gua engga boleh masuk 6 yaoloh
JADI GUA HARUS MASUK MANA? HAH?!?!?!?!?
BERI SAYA PETUNJUK!
petunjuk?
tanyakan pada PETA!
tringg........
aku peta aku peta aku peta aku peta aku peta lalalala
(stress berat)
apa gua nunggu 70 gelombang 2 ya?
tapi resikonya gede banget hhh hhh hhh
temen2 juga bilangnya jangan ambil resiko
tapi sodara sodara gua malah pada menyarankan
ARGH
dan lo harus tau
sekarang gua lagi geletak
SAKIT
komplikasi
batuk, sakit tenggorokan, sakit kepala, kaki gua tau tau sakit gt sampe pincang2 kalo jalan
yaoloh kenapa sih perasaan kemaren sehat2 bae dah
ah udah ah mau istirahat dulu
bye!
eh eh orang orang baik, doain gue yeh biar dapet jalan terbaik, amin
gua mau curhat dong~
nih ya nih
nem gua kan cuma 34.60 berarti rata2nya 8.650
dan gua PINGIN BANGET masuk 70
tapi ternyata pas gua nengok psb online
nem terendah di 70 saat ini rata2nya 8.750
anjriiiiiiiiiit ah ketek asem bedanya cuma 0.1 kunyuk
stress abis gua sumpah (berasa sma cuma 70 doang)
ya tapi engga tau kenapa gua pingin banget masuk sma 70 bulungan nih
gua juga heran kenapa gua sampe pingin banget kyk gini -_-
nah besok gua mau daftar
yang jadi masalahnya adalah gua bingung gua mau masuk mana
kalo kata temen2 sih suruh ke 66 tapi sayang banget nem gua kan engga jeblok2 amat
trs ada yg bilang ke 82 hm kalo bokap sih udh oke aja, nah nyokap nih engga setuju banget kalo gua sampe di 82
bokap semangat banget nyuruh gua di 3 tapi gua nya males men jauh banget setiabudi astajim lagian engga ada yg gua kenal disana, orangnya, daerahnya, asing semua wkwkw
gua sendiri mengajukan diri masuk 6 tapi orang orang heboh banget ngelarangnya engga tau kenapa, padahal engga ada yg bisa ngasih alesan yang pasti kenapa gua engga boleh masuk 6 yaoloh
JADI GUA HARUS MASUK MANA? HAH?!?!?!?!?
BERI SAYA PETUNJUK!
petunjuk?
tanyakan pada PETA!
tringg........
aku peta aku peta aku peta aku peta aku peta lalalala
(stress berat)
apa gua nunggu 70 gelombang 2 ya?
tapi resikonya gede banget hhh hhh hhh
temen2 juga bilangnya jangan ambil resiko
tapi sodara sodara gua malah pada menyarankan
ARGH
dan lo harus tau
sekarang gua lagi geletak
SAKIT
komplikasi
batuk, sakit tenggorokan, sakit kepala, kaki gua tau tau sakit gt sampe pincang2 kalo jalan
yaoloh kenapa sih perasaan kemaren sehat2 bae dah
ah udah ah mau istirahat dulu
bye!
eh eh orang orang baik, doain gue yeh biar dapet jalan terbaik, amin
Quote
Sometimes I want to shout to the whole world how lucky I am to have you as my friend but sometimes I want to hush... afraid that somebody might take you away from me.
-Anonymous
Feat Inez
malam kawan
saya lagi nginep di rumah inez loh
gara gara abis pergi
terus kemaleman kalo gua mau pulang kerumah -_-
jadi nginep dadakan deh
disini.......................
asik deh
sampe malem rumahnya masih rame
beda abis sama rumah gua
asal jam 10 orang udh pada telap masuk kamar
tinggal gua doang rame grasak grusuk depan komputer, heuheuhe
tapi disini horror banget itu suara tokeknya, hiiii atut
wkwkwk
eh eh masa di rumah inez banyak cicaknya, serem abis hahah
hhhh gua cape nih abisketawa ngangkat kasur (sambil ketawa) sama inez
hanjing perut gua sakit banget wkwk
gila wkwkwkwk
eh terus si inez mulai laper
ngajak gua makan mie
gua tolak
gua mah jam segini makan engga bakalan abis dah
pas inez mau ambil panci....................
hinggaplah cicak di tangannya
HIYAHLU!
heboh abis sumpah si inez, astaga
gua engga bisa ngapa ngapain juga
masalahnya gua juga geli banget sama cicak, ya Allah
gua cuma duduk diam terpaku (tsah) sambil merinding
sumpah itu berisik banget malem malem huahahah
sabar ya nes, hiks
ah udah ah, masih merinding nih gua
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
saya lagi nginep di rumah inez loh
gara gara abis pergi
terus kemaleman kalo gua mau pulang kerumah -_-
jadi nginep dadakan deh
disini.......................
asik deh
sampe malem rumahnya masih rame
beda abis sama rumah gua
asal jam 10 orang udh pada telap masuk kamar
tinggal gua doang rame grasak grusuk depan komputer, heuheuhe
tapi disini horror banget itu suara tokeknya, hiiii atut
wkwkwk
eh eh masa di rumah inez banyak cicaknya, serem abis hahah
hhhh gua cape nih abis
hanjing perut gua sakit banget wkwk
hhh engga jadi jadi itu ngangkat kasur doang, ngakak mulu sampe lemes
Inez: satu dua ti-huahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ria: huahahahahahahahahahah
Inez: satu dua-awkakwkawkawkawkakwakwkawkw
Ria: huakakakakakakakakakakakak yg bener apa
Inez: lu aja deh yg itung
Ria: (tarik-buang nafas) sat-bhakakakakkakakakakakkakak
Inez: muhakakakakakakakakakakakakakakkakakaka
gila wkwkwkwk
eh terus si inez mulai laper
ngajak gua makan mie
gua tolak
gua mah jam segini makan engga bakalan abis dah
pas inez mau ambil panci....................
hinggaplah cicak di tangannya
HIYAHLU!
heboh abis sumpah si inez, astaga
gua engga bisa ngapa ngapain juga
masalahnya gua juga geli banget sama cicak, ya Allah
gua cuma duduk diam terpaku (tsah) sambil merinding
sumpah itu berisik banget malem malem huahahah
sabar ya nes, hiks
ah udah ah, masih merinding nih gua
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
7/01/2009
Fun Facts
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.
6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11. Dalmatians are born without spots.
12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).
14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.
25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).
39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.
43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
from: Have a hahaha and lalala after the blahblahblah!
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best or nothing”.
6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11. Dalmatians are born without spots.
12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).
14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.
16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee.
17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks.
18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.
19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.
22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.
23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor.
25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.
26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.
27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.
28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.
30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower.
31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.
37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.
38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).
39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.
43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog.
46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump.
47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.
49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
from: Have a hahaha and lalala after the blahblahblah!
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